In other news...

...I guess I'm just a little bit ... [I don't even know what word should fit here] ... about this:

North Korea is seeking to expand its tourism with cruises.

Most obvious: "We admit that we have a lot of shortcomings to overcome."

Not really comforting: "You're in North Korea here...You're completely safe. The North Korean military is protecting you."

If you can't find a job in the U.S., never fear - there is hope for you: the cruiseline can "even hire Americans.”

Whilst on board, you can get a history lesson: “In 1950, there was a war, the Korean War, started by the United States.”

In the running for advertising slogans are:

1. "Now we’re in a military zone; if you stay behind, you get shot"

2. "It’s like the Titanic"

3. “Of course, North Korea can’t rival tropical Cuba as a tourist destination"

So book your tour now! You, too, can enjoy "cramped cabins, cut-rate cuisine and foul, water-deprived bathrooms" and save $$$ by sharing a cabin with 8 new friends.