1.28.2010

Hey, even the NYT agrees with me!

Since the President of the United States felt he could ramble on without aim or much purpose last night, I claim the right to do the same in my written opinion today on his State of the Union address. In case you missed it and would like to follow along with me while I stand on my little soapbox, you can read the text here.

So last night I couldn't help but think that President Obama was a little too in-your-face with the Supreme Court Justices all sitting there. And apparently, others agree with me. (These "others" are people who probably are more knowledgeable and definitely have larger reading audiences than I'll ever have. Oh, and they write for the New York Times. Read Linda Greenhouse here. Read Jeff Zeleny here.)



Talk about long. Only two other Presidents were more long-winded: Clinton four times, and Johnson once.

And I agree with one comment from the Heritage Foundation about the messy nature of the speech: "[It] was an incoherent mess of promised tax cuts for small businesses coupled with the threat of tax hikes from his health care and energy proposals; more federal money to encourage banks to lend to businesses, coupled with new taxes on banks and individuals; the continued waste of his $862 billion stimulus plan and $2 trillion in new health care spending, coupled with a delayed and temporary spending freeze." (And that seemed to be a nice way to put it...)

Other than a few specific ideas (for example, require students' higher education loan payments to be only 10% of a person's income, and the debt totally forgiven after 20 years - or ten years, if you go into public service), everything was a generic reiteration of what we've been through and heard the last several months. Mr. President, we didn't like your bills before. One speech isn't going to get us to like your [fill in the blank - jobs, health care reform, cap and trade, whatever] bill any more than we did the last time we heard about it. The rest of what was stated was mindless dreck without much order given to it.

And furthermore. You say you want to stop running Washington like it's still in election mode? ("But what frustrates the American people is a Washington where every day is Election Day.") Well, for starters, why don't you STOP ADDRESSING THE MEDIA EVERY SINGLE DAY?! It feels like you're still trying to win an election that you already won over a year ago. Your popularity is surely going down simply because of that (let alone going down because of your unpopular policies and stances on issues). We are tired of hearing you, tired of your daily media availability, tired of your face constantly in our faces. But we know the truth: this country's politicians are ALWAYS in election mode. We are at the point where running for office is a full-time job for sometimes years before any ballots are ever cast.

IF YOU ALL HATED THE BANK BAILOUT, why did you all vote for it? (“We all hated the bank bailout,” Mr. Obama said, equating it to being as popular as a “root canal.”)

If every word Obama said was worth a million bucks, we still probably wouldn't have enough money to pay for all of what he was pushing last night.

Now, for the aesthetics of the speech: Mr. President. I would kindly suggest you put your hands down by your sides the next time you give a speech. Incessantly clasping your hands and banging them together on the podium was extremely annoying and completely distracting. Maybe that was your intent: distract your opposition from noticing the very bad words and worse policies (Saith the Prez: In Your Face, military, SCOTUS, pretty much anyone standing around besides Joe "Bobblehead" Biden and Nancy "Lizard Lips/Seal Clapper" Pelosi).

On to the other speech of the evening: Governor McDonnell, you had me at keeping the speech to ten minutes so your twin boys could go watch SportsCenter. The rest of your speech was just icing on the cake. In particular, I'm glad you were hitting home the theme of equal opportunity (as opposed to the usual Democrat idea of equal outcome). Thank you for that, Governor.

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This is why I should just not watch President Obama's speeches. He drives me crazy, and my blood pressure goes up.

Now, back to our reguarly scheduled, not-too-serious programming...

It's the little things.

Ways to make life enjoyable:

1. Trying a new restaurant. Like this one. They make homemade ginger ale at Sapor, and it's good. Basically no sugar in it (just ginger and bubbles - delish!), so if you're looking for something sweet like Canada Dry or Schweppes or whatever it is that you get in the can, this isn't for you. Anyway, Sapor has a new menu seasonally or monthly or something like that, but if you get the chance to try the pierogies, they're quite tasty with lovely seasoned sour cream. Mmmm.

2. Getting a massage. I used to go to this salon for hair cuts (until my stylist left, and I've since followed her to three salons, including the last one, which is her own, and where I will be later today when I get my hair chopped off again). And then I found out fivetwosix is having a promotion on their massages/facials this month, so I booked one. It was especially nice Tuesday night since I just last week started lifting weights with my legs again since the Unfortunate Incident. (Oh, who am I kidding? I haven't seriously lifted any weights in...EVER.) So Amy Jo worked out some of the sore, tight muscles in my quads and hamstrings.

3. Using a facial brush. Namely, the Clarisonic. It's like having a mini one-minute facial every day of the week. I've been using mine since I received it as a Christmas gift, and I admit to liking it muchly. Also required: a good moisturizer. I mean, we live in the land of 10,000 lakes...that are frozen half the year. And my skin is also frozen and dry that half of the year.

1.27.2010

An apple a day...

Internet, I think the new iPad is like an iPod for the visually impaired...kinda like the giant remote control or calculator with huge buttons or the large print Reader's Digest for old people.

Also. Several co-workers and a CNBC commentator pointed out that it sounds like a product being marketed to women, what with the feminine hygiene-ness sound to the name of it.

1.21.2010

Politically Incorrect Geography

Hilarious. Go here.

Slightly Obsessed.

Internet, you may have figured out by now that I a) have a slight obsession with bacon, and b) consider the following to the be the real food "pyramid":

So it should not surprise you that upon receiving the following gift, I realized what amazing friends I have to have received something so perfect:

Thanks, J & K!

1.20.2010

Have you ever...

...had a headache so awful, it felt like your brain no longer fit in your skull? (All caused, I'm sure, by the imminence of a legislative session.)

...concocted homemade ginger ale by cooking sugar, water and slices of ginger into an awesome simple syrup, and then mixing that with club soda?

p.s. I highly recommend the latter to make up for the former. (Also the candied ginger didn't hurt.) (Candied ginger is always a good idea.) (It's delicious.)

1.19.2010

Orange You Sad...

It's a small thing, I know, and utterly unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but have you ever been disappointed when you've peeled a nice, big orange, only to discover that the peel makes up half its mass? I have, and am disappointed when that happens.

1.14.2010

Expectations

I love it when I'm expecting something unpleasant and end up pleasantly surprised by the results.

Today I had to make a work related telephone call, and I was dreading it because I'd been told to expect a cantankerous old coot. Instead, I phoned a kind, older gentleman who was polite, articulate and had a well-formed argument. And on top of that, he called me "Kiddo" the entire time. I was pleasantly surprised.

And you know something? That polite attitude makes me want to help him out more. Amazing how that works...
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Last night, I did my weekly 90 minute erg workout. Granted, it was broken up in three pieces instead of one or two really long ones, so I got a few minutes of rest in between the three segments, but I did a PR for meters. If I expect big things from myself, I get bigger results (and possibly also bigger pain).
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I'm finally reading Vince Flynn's latest book, Pursuit of Honor (which is the continuation of Extreme Measures), and I have not been disappointed thus far: it's a great read. Gotta love that Vince. Now if only I could finish the 6 or 7 books on my nightstand that I'm reading all at one time...



Update: The book was awesome. Though I've enjoyed the last couple books of Vince's, this one goes back to what made me like his writing in the first place. Love Mitch Rapp.


1.07.2010

Mmmm, bacon.

So, Internet, it may not have been my goal of creating and eating this, but I did manage to eat bacon for breakfast, lunch and dinner yesterday.

Someday, bacon chalice filled with cheese soup, you will be mine...someday.

1.06.2010

You know, it's kinda cold outside.

Apparently the people in Alaska get it.
I wish the people around here, and the ones in Washington, D.C. got it, too.
Quit trying to tax me for everything I do.
You think you can control the weather?
You can't.
But instead you'll be satisfied controlling my money.
Idiots.

1.05.2010

Far be it from me to ever be uncouth... (Please. Stop laughing.)

So over the last month or two, Internet, I keep hearing an ad that makes me laugh, and not really in a good way. Have you heard of the medication Aciphex? Well, I have. And when I first heard it, I was not watching the pictures on the TV machine, and I instantly thought, "What an awful name for a medication." Then I looked at how it was spelled, and it's different than I thought. (And it's medicinal purpose is also different than I thought.) Think about it. How does the word sound? Does it really sound like two words, and you really have problems (or will have problems shortly after taking it) in your nether regions? (If I have to explain more to you than this, don't bother asking 'cause you're apparently thinking too hard and I'm too couth to spell it out.)

Then I went to their website, and I realized it's spelled "AcipHex." Now, I understand that they're trying to make you realize that your pH balance is what they're after, and by taking their product your acidity refluxing problems will go away. But now it sounds and spells like by taking this drug, you've got (or will get) a completely different nether regions problem and you'll have a hex on you, too.

Oy vey. Do these drug companies not test the naming and marketing of their products, in addition to the actual testing of the products? I'm guessing not.

But maybe I'm not thinking this through clearly. Maybe by combining the name of the product with its list of side effects, the company and its marketing department have something smart going on.

1.04.2010

Put your mittens on like your mother told you to do.

Dear Well- but Under-Dressed People Wandering Around Downtown Saint Paul, with your jackets unzipped and no hats or gloves - or worse, you over there with no jacket on at all:

It may have been very sunny, but it was -7˚ at 10:30 this morning. Zip up your coat...or put one on! Sure, we're tough, we Minnesotans, but that's just downright ridiculous.

1.01.2010

What a way to start the new year:

Things you can be made fun of for on New Year's Eve:

1. Being 21 years old (the youngest at the party) and the first to fall asleep on the couch

2. Drinking "punch" out of a martini glass (read: eating sherbet out of a martini glass with a plastic fork)

3. Wearing a retro dress (stolen from your mother's cedar closet) at a Vintage New Year's Eve party (read: making fun of yourself for your inability to breathe while wearing a dress you wouldn't be caught dead in in any other situation)

4. Wanting to see how death-warmed-over Dick Clark looks on TV

5. Having a good time with many friends while ringing in 2010? Priceless.

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