12.30.2007

Snow-Flakes

Out of the bosom of the Air,
Out of the cloud-folds of her garments shaken,
Over the woodlands brown and bare,
Over the harvest-fields forsaken,
Silent, and soft, and slow
Descends the snow.

Even as our cloudy fancies take
Suddenly shape in some divine expression,
Even as the troubled heart doth make
In the white countenance confession,
The troubled sky reveals
The grief it feels.

This is the poem of the air,
Slowly in silent syllables recorded;
This is the secret of despair,
Long in its cloudy bosom hoarded,
Now whispered and revealed
To wood and field.

~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Fresh snow in my parents' backyard this week

12.24.2007

Merry Christmas!

Let all mortal flesh keep silence,
And with fear and trembling stand;
Ponder nothing earthly minded,
For with blessing in His hand,
Christ our God to earth descendeth,
Our full homage to demand.

King of kings, yet born of Mary,
As of old on earth He stood,
Lord of lords, in human vesture,
In the body and the blood,
He will give to all the faithful
His own self for heav'nly food.

Rank on rank the host of heaven
Spread its vanguard on the way,
As the Light of light descendeth
From the realms of endless day,
That the pow'rs of hell may vanish
As the darkness clears away.

At his feet six-winged Seraph,
Cherubim, with sleepless eye,
Veil their faces to the presence,
As with ceaseless voice they cry
Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia,
Lord most high!

Let all the earth keep silence...Habukkuk 2:20
Liturgy of St. James, 5th century; Adapted by Gerard Moultrie, 1864
Traditional French melody, 17th century; Hymn, 1906

This Christmas carol is a favorite of mine (just like every year, each song I choose for my Christmas post is a favorite - and thankfully I'm not in danger of running out of carols anytime soon!), and one that we sing at church each year during the Advent season. I love how this hymn reminds us to keep silent as we remember Christ's birth; the fact that he came to earth should cause awe in us - "And with fear and trembling stand." This song also makes us look at one of the reasons He descended - "That the powers of hell may vanish." This was part of Pastor John's message yesterday - Jesus became flesh to take away our sins and to destroy the devil's works. "[Christ] was manifested to take away our sins...For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil" (I John 3:5, 8).

Merry Christmas, everyone! May you experience the peace and blessing of personally knowing our Savior this Christmas. May we be filled with awe at His sacrifice and give Him homage and glory that He demands and deserves. Alleluia!

12.21.2007

gack! I have a sore throat mere days from Christmas?

This is not fun! Not fun! Don't worry - I'm drinking lots of orange juice and eating healthy food. And come to think of it, that's probably why I've been so tired this week, unable to stay up past 9p. =\

12.20.2007

Do people hear what they're saying?

I'd say in this lady's case, probably not. Watch it through to the end when she talks about what she will do to keep her baby Jesus from being stolen from the Nativity scene again.

Very exciting

Less than two days left until I take a week and a half off work for Christmas and New Years! yay! And it's now less than six weeks until I go on vacation in the Caribbean. (I'm not even going to dignify the question of how many weeks until session begins with a response - I'll just enjoy the vacation thoughts for now, thanks.)
When you've gone to bed by 9p three days in one work week (and it's only Thursday morning!), you know it's time for a few days off.

12.18.2007

Christmas Shopping - Check!

Never fear, family and friends. After discovering this item, I have completed my Christmas shopping.


Santa deposits some holiday cheer in green and red. Comes with green and red poo poo candies.

12.16.2007

Another Birthday...

I kind of forgot a couple days ago, but I know you're out there, so Happy Belated Birthday, Aunt Nancy!

12.13.2007

Books Online

Have you ever tried to read an ebook? I've decided that I'm not much of an online book reader. I love to read, but there's something cold and heartless and sterile and clinical about scrolling down plain text versions of books, with no pages to turn, nothing. The only ones I've managed to get into are the ones that are either scanned in so you can scroll through pages, or those sites that somehow differentiate the pages so you can kind of feel like you're reading a book. Otherwise, no way.
Poetry may be a little bit different, but who wants to read Longfellow's Song of Hiawatha in such a boring environment? For example, check out this quasi-clinical version here (scroll down a bit). But then google books comes through with the scanned page format, and I'll take that any day over the quasi-clinical version. At least with the second version, you might be able to trick yourself - at least on the Google books version, it was a real book at one time. There's a note wishing Cousin Emma a Merry Christmas inside the cover, and the book actually existed as a New York Public Library book, making the reading of it much more enjoyable and as realistic as a computer can make it.

12.11.2007

Justification

So, if I work out, does that mean I can go home and eat cheetohs, cookies and egg nog for dinner, and lounge around on the couch watching White Christmas? uh, 'cause that's what I did last night.

12.10.2007

There's nothing like...

...baking cookies at Christmastime.

...a Christmas party with good friends.

...drinking hot coffee on a cold winter's morning.

...Advent poems and candles at church.

...playing Christmas music on my grand piano (which means visiting my parents - also a good thing).

...playing a Christmas concert at church, complete with choir and orchestra.

...not playing a Sunday afternoon orchestra concert before playing the church Christmas concert that evening.

...a Sunday afternoon nap.

...eating cookies for "dinner" on a Sunday night.

...eating cookies for "breakfast" on Monday morning. (What?! At least these ones I'm eating have oatmeal and raisins in them!)

All of these are things that made for a good weekend for me on Saturday and Sunday this week.

*I also just realized that if she were still alive, my grandmother would have turned 91 today. That is hard to believe - 'cause it means we're all getting much, much older.

12.07.2007

Disturbing Diamonds

I recently came across the following website: LifeGem. These "LifeGems" are memorials created from a lock of hair or cremated remains.

"The LifeGem® is a certified, high-quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life...as a symbol of your personal and precious bond. Like the memory of a loved one, a diamond lasts forever."
I find this concept highly disturbing for many reasons and thoughts, only one of which I'll mention here. Can you imagine being a woman and finding out your fiance didn't give you a real diamond, didn't even give you a fake diamond, but one made out of his dead mother?

12.05.2007

Christmas Comes to Mpls




I always meant to get pics up last year. This year's decorations haven't changed much. We're still content with our coat rack Christmas tree. At least this year we got a tree topper for it. =)


12.04.2007

2.25 hours. 10.5 miles.

I can walk faster than I was able to drive through the snowy rush-hour traffic to get home. And we have more snow predicted for Thursday, Saturday and Monday. I love snow, but even this seems excessive...although it could be the tired and hungry in me talking.

Add to today's commute last night's debacle with a dead car battery and quasi-frozen key locks on both car doors (this after the prison food! it was a tough day), and I'm praying for some easier travelling in the near future.

I have eaten prison food, and have lived to tell about it.

If there is no other deterrent to keep a person from committing a crime, I say this one would suffice - feed people prison food, and they'll hate it even more than airplane or hospital food and realize a life of crime is not for them. It's been 24 hours, and I have not yet suffered even indigestion at the fare offered on my latest prison tour and working lunch; for this I am grateful.

11.30.2007

It's about a week later than normal...

...but Thanksgiving was about a week earlier than most years? I know it's no excuse, but I'm finally decorating for Christmas today. I had to take a day off work to even find the time to get it done...

(Yes, I'll use just about any excuse to take a day off work!)

11.27.2007

Christmas May Start Now

It's official: A Charlie Brown Christmas is airing on TV tonight. Charlie Brown Christmas is the best cartoon, ever (the original, of course; the new one is dreadful).

Brass Ears

After attending an orchestra rehearsal last night where there were 6 trumpet players alone, I started wondering: How much of my hearing has been blasted away over the years by orchestral brass sections? (If not brass, then percussion - I've had that person who plays the big gong stand behind me a time or two...)
It always gets me in the mood for Christmas to go play some great music with an orchestra as we prepare for church or a Christmas concert (or in last night's case, the church Christmas concert).

11.24.2007

11.22.2007

Happy Thanksgiving!

I skipped the 5K Turkey Trot this morning that I was supposed to do. Because it's cold. And, also involves running. Instead, I'll be going straight to the stuffing this afternoon at the parental units' house, for which and whom I'm extremely grateful.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

11.21.2007

Old...ish.

I went out for coffee this morning with my very first piano student who is in town for Thanksgiving. I started teaching this girl piano lessons 12 years ago - when she was nine years old. It's hard to believe she's all grown up, getting ready to graduate from college in Iowa, looking at grad schools and in a serious relationship, and her younger sister (to whom I also taught piano lessons) is the proud mommy of an infant. Where did the time go?! I feel old...ish. Not really old, but like these young children (I tell you, they're still babies!) around me cannot seriously be as old as they are.

11.19.2007

To Read or Not To Read

Rarely am I actually interested in anything the National Endowment for the Arts comes out with. But today the NEA is releasing a study on reading in America. The findings and statistics are scary. Americans are reading less, and what they do read, less well, and these declines have civic, social and economic implications. I have previously mentioned that the state of reading in this country is quite sad, and I frequently wonder what it will take to turn back the tides. And I don't necessarily think that another program is going to solve this problem: it seems to go deeper than that.

Skol, Vikings!

Cotton Candy at the Metrodome is Tradition

Skol, Vikings!

OK, so as soon as we sat down at the Metrodome yesterday, I told Emily it was going to be a long game. About thirty seconds later, the Vikes scored their first touchdown of the game, and I told her it would still be a long game. The highlight, of course, was when Daunte got sacked in the endzone and got called for intentional grounding - woohooo! Safety! Justice was served. No, I'm not bitter. I disliked Daunte even when he was here. I would've loved to see Adrian Peterson run in person, but Chester Taylor did a good job with the ball yesterday. All in all, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be (I mean, I love the Vikes, but they're having an awful season), and we had fun.

I didn't realize Vikings had so many horns.

Half-Time

The Kick was Good.

11.17.2007

Fall Updates

1. I rowed a total of 760 miles on the Mississippi River this summer.
2. I finished the last of the candy corn on November 14th, making for a two-month binge. I also discovered Jelly Belly candy corn this year, which is the best, by far.
3. In the last year and a half, this blog has had 10,000 visitors. I'd give the 10,000th visitor a prize, but I don't know who you are and I have nothing to give you. Except my warmest personal regards. So there you go: to the 10,000th visitor, my warmest personal regards.
4. I have made it/am making it to 3 of 4 major sports team events this year. Twins, Wild, Vikes. No Timberwolves. Why would I bother when I know no one on the team, the two I had an inkling of are injured, and KG is in Boston?

11.16.2007

Hello, Salmon.

What on earth possessed a parent in the 1800s to name his child Salmon?

Every once in a while I'm struck by the oddity of a person's name, and then wonder what his parents were thinking. People I know today have names their hippie parents gave them. Apparently fish were a big deal back then to Mr. and Mrs. Chase.

Apparently Salmon himself was a bigger deal back then, too - he has his picture on the U.S. $10,000 bill. He held multiple positions in government - including Secretary of the Treasury and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

11.14.2007

Toothpaste for Dinner Sudoku Ultimate Challenge


Bow Ball: Casino Row-all 007

Me, Emily, Will, Amanda and Joel
The Minnesota Boat Club's annual fundraiser gala was on Saturday night. This year's theme was Casino Row-all to go with the usual silent and live auctions, eating and talking, laughing and dancing. It's fun to see all the rowers wear something other than river-smelling spandex workout clothes. It's also hilarious to see some of the older club members let loose and dance. Almost everyone gets really dressed up, and it's a blast. The choker I'm wearing in the pictures was my grandmother's, and I haven't worn it once since I inherited it from her 12 years ago. I was waiting for the perfect occasion (i.e., the right dress). Here are a few pics from our evening.

Emily and me

Anna, Emily, Kim and me

11.13.2007

Swedish Institute

On Friday I went to the Swedish Institute with my cousin. I hadn't been there in years, and it's a very short distance from where I live now. It was fun - all the rooms are decorated for Christmas right now, each room with a different Scandanavian-country theme.
When we were on the third floor in the immigrant artifacts section, I searched in vain for a trunk I saw there when I was in grade school on a field trip. I didn't see it, which kind of disappointed me, since many years ago, I based my cursive letter "M" on how some Swedish woman had painted the "M" on her trunk. If you've ever seen my signature, you'd know what I'm talking about...

11.08.2007

Puzzle: Twin born second is the older of the two. How does that work?

From the Star Tribune today:
A North Carolina woman gave birth to twins: Peter emerged first, then came Allison. But it's Allison who is the older of the two.

How can that be?

"Yes, Peter was born first, it was at 1:32 a.m. [Sunday]," mother LC told WRAL-TV in Raleigh, N.C. And Allison was born 34 minutes later.

In between, however, came the end of Daylight Saving Time, sending the clocks back one hour.
Thus, Peter's 1:32 a.m. birth time lags behind Allison's 1:06 a.m.
"We just never even thought about it until after he was born, and then we realized it was going to happen. It was really kind of amazing," LC told the TV station.
This reminds me of those kids who don't have traditional birthdays because they're born on leap day. This poor kid doesn't get his birthright because the other kid beat him to it, all due to a technicality. Good thing Daylight Savings Time wasn't around in Biblical times - think how different things would've been for Jacob and Esau...

Woeful Turn of Events

This morning marked a sad occasion: the first time I've had to scrape my car windshield this year due to a frozen substance. I've gotten away without doing it on several other occasions, but today, the entire car was encased in a frosty coating.
It is also sad because I'm realizing that this is the first full winter I will have ever parked outside. Call me spoiled, but I like parking inside a toasty garage during the winter. I suspect I will be using both scrapers this winter. (Yes, I have two of them in the car at all times - and it came in handy the other day when I had to brush all the leaves off that had coated the poor thing.)
Goodbye Fall.

11.05.2007

Busy Weekend

1. Saturday morning.
Took dock and ramps out of Mississippi River at MN Boat Club. It was muddy and cold and wet, but we won out in the end, and got the job done...

2. Saturday evening.
Went to the Wild game at the X in St. Paul. Great game, good offense, nice fights. They won...

3. Sunday afternoon.
Watched the Vikes game with my Dad. Great game, good offensive line, good pass rush - better than they've had all season, and good running by the rookie, Adrian Peterson. They won...

4. Sunday evening.
Went to the Guthrie. Jane Eyre was playing, and it was good. They won...our applause.

Oh, and 5.! I changed all my parents' clocks except one when I was at their house on Sunday. What would they do without me? =)

11.01.2007

Rules for Enjoying a Halloween Party, and Lessons in Fringe Flammability

Last night I went to a costume party for Halloween. I haven't really done the costume or Halloween party thing in a long time, so this year I decided to go as a flapper, something I've always wanted to do. I even made my costume - fringed dress and all. I made it to several places without incident - until last night.
My advice to get a party really going is to accidentally light yourself on fire. Or, more correctly, light your costume on fire. That's right. I have personal experience in this regard, and can tell you that fringe is highly flammable, and you and your costume will be the talk of the party (at least until someone else does something even more stupid).
In the midst of talking to several friends, I accidentally backed up into a candle that I didn't know was there. Whoosh - 12 inches of fringe singed by flames, and then my kind friend Britta swatted it out. The funniest part was probably my comment of "It's getting really warm in here," to which Britta responded, "Well, yeah! Linnea, you're on fire!"
No damage done to me, and only minor damage to the costume (the fabric of the dress wasn't very flammable, it was the fringe that bore the worst of it). And I have to tell you, I had a lot of fun with it once the danger was averted. Of course you know my first reaction - I am so wicked hot that my dress spontaneously combusted - and that pretty much started off a great night.

10.31.2007

10.29.2007

If I Were...

Courtesy of Julie - It's only taken me days to actually finish this...and that's not because of the links. Even now I could change half my answers gladly.



1. If I were a month I would be: December

2. If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday

3. If I were a time of day I would be: 6p

4. If I were a direction I would be: North by Northwest

5. If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A Really Comfortable Leather Sofa

6. If I were a liquid I would be: Espresso

7. If I were a stone I would be: Stonehenge

8. If I were a tree, I would be: Sugar Maple

9. If I were a bird, I would be: Egret

10. If I were a tool, I would be: Gam

11. If I were a flower/plant, I would be: I already am one - The Linnea Flower

12. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Misty Fog

13. If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Cello

14. If I were a color, I would be: Red

15. If I were an emotion, I would be: Amused

16. If I were a vegetable, I would be: Fresh Green Beans

17. If I were a sound, I would be: An Orchestra Tuning

18. If I were a car, I would be: A 911 Carrera

19. If I were a food, I would be: Pasta

20. If I were a place, I would be: Home, Wherever That Happens To Be

21. If I were a material, I would be: Silk

22. If I were a scent, I would be: A Bakery

23. If I were a word, I would be: Bon Vivant

24. If I were a body part I would be: The Hand

25. If I were a facial expression I would be: Mona Lisa Smile

26. If I were a subject in school I would be: History

27. If I were a game I would be: Scrabble



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10.26.2007

As if I don't spend enough time at work...

...I'm going to be there tonight for this event with several friends (non-work people, at least): Shadows and Spirits of the Capitol. It should be entertaining. My main goal, of course, is to find out if those rumors about the capitol being haunted are much exaggerated, or if an old Supreme Court Justice from the 1920s actually has been spotted in an office or two...

10.25.2007

Unbelievable

I went to a work-related meeting yesterday afternoon, and heard something so PC it passed beyond ridiculous and made me laugh out loud in the meeting. A gentleman speaking before the group used the term "persons of record" instead of "offenders," and as you may imagine, at some point in the past "offenders" replaced "former inmates," let alone the "convicts" and "criminals." "Persons of record"?!? What does that mean, exactly? It's so vague, it could mean any kind of record - criminal, exemplary, Congressional, anything. Obviously, I was rather incredulous at his turn of phrase.

10.24.2007

Libertarians at Large


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A reasonable discussion of marriage on ABC News?

Call me crazy, but I heard this story on marriage on the ABC Evening News on Monday night: Community Marriage Policies May Lower Divorce Rates. I don't find the story itself crazy - I've heard of communities getting involved in marriages - making it not just a community thing, or a contract thing, but a covenant thing with religious leaders and other members of the community. This community now requires premarital counseling to help the couple prepare for marriage - not just the wedding day. Pastors and priests in the community have all agreed that they will no longer perform "quickie" weddings. And it doesn't end at the altar - churches have agreed to promote programs to help couples strengthen their marriages.
I just found ABC's coverage of it to be the interesting detail. It was fair and balanced, and since the whole story discusses a Christian approach to community and faith-based involvement in marriage, you could say I was more than a little surprised to hear it covered by a national broadcasting company's evening news. Am I that cynical? I think I am...

10.23.2007

End of a Season, 2007; and Head of the Charles

The Pioneer Press has this story today about our Masters Women's 4+ that went to Boston to row on the Charles River:

St. Paul / Minnesota rowers win Boston regatta
Pioneer Press Article
Last Updated: 10/22/2007 08:22:59 PM CDT
Richard Chin

They were up against a team that won a silver medal in the Olympics in Barcelona, but it was rowers from the St. Paul-based Minnesota Boat Club who came out on top of the prestigious Head of the Charles rowing regatta last weekend in Boston.
The Minnesota boat - rowers Jacqueline Hamilton, 40, West St. Paul; Michele Bassett, 41, St. Paul; Patti Koehler, 39, St. Paul; Susan Weeks, 46, Hudson, Wis., and coxswain Erika Twedt, 29, St. Paul - took first place in the women's masters four race, in which the rowers have to have an average age of 40 or older.
They beat 22 other boats in the 5-kilometer race, including the 1992 Olympic veterans who took first place last year at the Charles River regatta. The Head of the Charles is the biggest and one of the most prestigious rowing regattas in the world. The Minnesota boat came in second last year.
"We've been gunning for them. We've been training our hearts out," Bassett said.

I'm so very happy for these guys - they worked extremely hard this fall.
And on that note, I'm also excited because after this morning's practice (when the girl in front of me came off the water with frost on her baseball cap - which probably means I had frost on mine, too), our coach announced that today was the last 5:30am practice of the season. It's getting too dark and too cold (see frost comment above), and a couple other reasons. I'm so excited! We only have one more Saturday morning practice, and then I'm done. Back to the erg room for the winter.

10.17.2007

Soil Nail Launcher

I read an interesting article the other day about how World War II technology is being used to stabilize earth around highways in flood-damaged southern Minnesota. A company called Soil Nail Launcher, Inc. uses an air cannon first developed in 1945 to fire nerve gas against Nazi forces. The launcher originally could be used to fire the gas canisters a distance of 7 miles. Now, outfitted to fire 20-foot steel rods into the earth to help stabilize the area, the launcher shoots these rods at speeds of 220mph. Once these rods have been put in place on the grid (of three feet apart, horizontally and vertically), then a concrete-like or mortar substance or natural grass system is used to keep it together.

I don't know why, but I think this is a fascinating use of old technology. At times I think that all the technology from the 40s and 50s is outdated since we've expanded upon it so much, if not out-right replaced it. But then a story like this comes along.

One of the reasons it's being used in southern Minnesota is because to get fed'l relief $$$ for the flooded areas with slope failures, the repairs must be done from already-owned right of ways. This equipment has been performing from the highways themselves, and cuts down on environmental costs (since there's no need to go off-road with heavy machinery for prep work or stabilization). Add to it the fact that they get the job done much more quickly than manual methods, and costs 30-50% less than manual methods, this seems like a pretty ingenious method to re-use technology.

From their website:

The Soil Nail Launcher is a declassified British military cannon that can accelerate a 1.5 inch diameter, 20 foot long steel bar to 220 miles per hour. As these high speed projectiles enter the earth, a shock wave is generated at the tip that causes the soil particles to “jump away”. The bar enters the earth without significant abrasion. The soil particles then collapse onto the bar, providing surprisingly high pullout resistance -- many times greater than for driven bars and rods.

The Soil Nail Launcher is typically mounted on a tracked excavator. It can be mounted on about any vehicle or crane basket frame. It weighs about 2 tons, making it portable and able to reach remote locations.

About any type of bar can be shot into the ground. We can use solid steel, threaded bar or hollow bars that can act as drains and also provide tensile capacity. We can galvanize the bars. We can shoot fiberglass nails. We can pump grout into hollow bars to add capacity and strength. We can
add mesh and plates to a Launched Nail array or spray on a shotcrete facade.

My favorite line from their website is the one about it weighing "2 tons, making it portable..." For some reason, that makes me laugh.
To read more about it and see a pretty cool picture of it hanging over the ocean, check it out here.

10.16.2007

Manhattan's

So, in addition to going to see David Sedaris, NPR Commentator, Essayist and (most of all) humorist (who, yes, I'll agree, is rather leftist, but I still enjoy quite a bit of his work - in the same vein as Garrison Keillor: if you can get over his politics, he can be a great storyteller), my friends and I went to Manhattan's, a relatively new restaurant downtown Minneapolis. It was rather good. The picture on the dessert page of the lava cake should show you exactly what I thought of the place: delightful. (And yeah, that lava cake tastes as good as it looks.)

10.15.2007

David Sedaris: Humorist

“I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.” -David Sedaris

I am rather excited. I am going to see David Sedaris give a lecture this evening.

10.12.2007

Things that are Just Plain Wrong:

Camouflage Kilts. Also, women dressed in Renaissance garb that doesn't fit properly or hardly covers anything. But really, it's about the men wearing kilts made out of camo. Kid you not. And since it's such a horrible image stuck in my mind, haunting me weeks later, I looked one up on the innernets and thought I'd scorch your eyeballs, too.





I went to the Renaissance Festival a couple weeks ago with my cousin. We had a good time. Half of my entertainment involved watching the crowds. Who are these people? Who voluntarily dresses up like this? To some extent I was entertained, and to some extent I was rather disgusted by all the debauchery prevalent there. But it was definitely the best place to gnaw on a big ol' turkey leg.


10.10.2007

Cacoepy, n.

Today, my word of the day from yourdictionary.com is "cacoepy." "Cacoepy" means "incorrect pronunciation." I am baffled at the thought of a word meaning incorrect pronunciation that is hardly pronounceable itself, but then I realized the cleverness of it. And because of "cacoepy" I also discovered another new word, one closely related to "cacoepy" but not to be confused with it: "cacology" which means "bad choice of words." That last one I can pronounce, and should probably be applied very frequently to my grammatical usage.
WOTD from yourdictionary.com:
Word of the Day: Cacoepy (noun)
Pronunciation: [kæk-'o-ê-pee or 'kæk-o-e-pee]
Definition: Incorrect pronunciation.
Usage: Occasionally, we need words we have long since abandoned or that have abandoned us. We may be facing a period in our history now when we need to retrieve "cacoepy" from our lexical attic. "Cacoepy" is not to be confused with cacology "bad choice of words." The antonym of
"cacoepy" is orthoepy "the correct pronunciation of words." "Cacoepistic" is the adjective form of today's word and a person who often mispronounces words is a "cacoepist.
Suggested Usage: We think that such a ten-dollar word (the legendary "fifty-cent word" adjusted for inflation) as today's ought to be reserved for those who consistently get it wrong. "The Cacoepist-In-Chief mispronounced word after word, even making up a few, leading one newspaper to ask 'Hain't English his Native Lingo?'"
Etymology: The first part of today's word comes from the Greek kakos "bad." The PIE root is kakka- "to defecate." Words like "poppycock" and "cacophony" have their origins in the same root. The second half, -epy, is from Greek: epos "song, word." Its PIE root is wekw-, which also
turns up in "vocal," "voice," "invoke" and "vote."

10.07.2007

This freakishly humid weather will be the death of me.

The only thing keeping me sane all summer long through months of hot and humid weather with no air conditioning at my place was the thought, "Fall will be so nice."

WHERE IS FALL?!?

I am going to go insane if this 91% humidity continues. I don't mind 80+ temps, as long as the dew point isn't a mere three degrees below it (for instance, weather.com says that it's 71 right now, dew point 69 and humidity of 91%. It also says that it "feels like 71." No, I'm sorry, weather.com. It feels like 97 degrees when the humidity is that high.

I would like fall to start now, please. Sure, the leaves may be turning, but the weather sure doesn't seem to be - or more precisely, the humidity is as bad now as it was through all of June, July and August PUT TOGETHER.

10.05.2007

This is the State of Hockey

Just like last year, I went through the drive-thru rally yesterday morning. And then they won their opener against Chicago last night! Yay! A Minnesota sports team to cheer for (that doesn't make me cringe, like the Vikes, or the Gophs, or the Twinkies...).

10.03.2007

Patina

This is my favorite store. I buy everything there. OK, they don't sell food, but I'd buy tongue-in-cheek groceries there if they sold that kind of thing. The stuff they do sell, I buy there. My latest favorites are the luggage tags and the Shakespeare Insult Mug. Their cards are classics, like this one. Patina's my new Target: I walk in to get one card, and leave at least $50 later.

10.01.2007

Head of the Des Moines 2007

The Head of the Des Moines was on Saturday, and it was a good day. I only rowed two races (scratched the third due to a slight boat mixup - we had more rowers than boats), which was actually really nice. It was extremely windy - it felt even windier in Des Moines on the river than it did on Lake Superior in Duluth. My boats came in third place in both races. But even better, our club took home the overall points trophy.
Emily, Kim and me, lounging around before our races
Charlie and me moving the "noviciate" oars down to the water
Masters' Women's Quad - L to R: Kirsten, Me, Heidi, Leah

Me, testing out what Emily's medals would've looked like if they were hanging from my neck...I promise I didn't actually choke her (though it kinda looks like it here).

Various members of the Minnesota Boat Club, proudly displaying our trophy and some of the medals our team won

More pics from HOTDM 2007

Womens' Masters' Quad (Take 2) - L to R: Kirsten, Me, Heidi, Leah

Mixed Novice 4+

If you look closely, I think I practically carried more oars and shoes than I actually rowed (ok, not really. But I am carrying oars in these last three pics.)


Novice Women's 8+


Another shot of the "Noviciates" launching on the dock. They claimed second place on Saturday in their 8+ race!

9.28.2007

We're off to see the Wizard

Ok, I don't think the Wizard lives in Iowa, but if he did, that's where I'd see him. I'm going to Iowa. For a regatta, naturally. The HOTDM- the Head of the Des Moines, to be exact. Wish me luck, as I (unfortunately) think this will be the last regatta of my season. Alas, my trip to Boston for the HOTC (Head of the Charles) is a bust. We couldn't seem to find a fourth person to row, and it all fell apart. I'm very sad about that.

9.27.2007

Highly Entertaining Attempts at English

Examples:
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: "To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."
In a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
On the menu of a Polish hotel: "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion."
In a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."

9.25.2007

The War

I have become totally addicted to watching Ken Burns' new documentary, The War. It's rather difficult to watch it every night (who has that kind of time?), so I was very pleased to see that you can add it to your list on Netflix.

9.21.2007

Domestications

Does anyone remember what a traditional mop or broom are like? I can say I barely do since I've been Swifferized for the last year and a half...

Also, I've been living in Mpls for over 6 months now, and I cannot for the life of me figure out the garbageman's schedule (forgive my use of the politically incorrect term; I should say "waste manager" or whatever). I only have to take my garbage to the dumpster out back, so I haven't ever really paid any attention to the matter, but I realized the other day that he seems to make several trips a week down our alley, and it all appears very random. Huh.

9.19.2007

Worst Robber In the History of Robbery Attempts

Health Care Reform

There are so many things wrong with our health care system, as exemplified in this article from the Strib:

Minnesota is first state with policy to stop billing after medical errors
It isn't a big change, hospital and insurance groups say, but one the rest of country could -- and should -- follow.

By Maura Lerner, Star Tribune

Minnesota's hospitals have formally agreed to stop charging patients and insurance companies for certain medical errors, such as operating on the wrong body part.

As a practical matter, it's not really a huge change, hospital officials say. But Minnesota is the first state in the country to adopt such a policy, which applies to 27 types of mistakes or "adverse events" that are never supposed to occur in hospitals but sometimes do.

Continued here.

Seriously? Not only is it scary that these mistakes happen, it's far scarier that you will then be charged to correct the situation. Surgeon leave some forceps in ya? Too bad you'll have to pay to have 'em taken back out. (Ok, maybe I exaggerate with the forceps, but the article says, "They include such things as leaving in a needle or sponge during surgery; operating on the wrong body part or wrong patient; burns; falls; serious medication errors, or festering bedsores.") I understand that the article goes on to say that in practice, Minnesota's hospitals don't generally charge for these types of things, but you'd think this would have long-ago been a no-brainer. And while it's good that Minnesota hospitals reported only 154 of these "adverse events" happened in our state last year out of more than 8 million patient visits, I'm also scared by the statistic that there is a list of things that are never supposed to happen in a hospital, but do, and that the list is so long. Maybe it's just me, but it's rather worrisome that you already know what accidents happen "frequently" in the hospitals, and then create a list that's twenty-seven items long.

Priorities

Should I be concerned that the reason to lock my office door each night is more because I don't want a couple of my co-workers to steal the candy in my jar than because I fear someone will steal important stuff or government secrets?

9.18.2007

I occasionally think the elected officials I work for have some, uh, interesting ideas, but they're nowhere near this guy.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God
Chambers Aims To Make Point About Frivolous Lawsuits
OMAHA, Neb -- State Sen. Ernie Chambers is suing God. He said on Monday that it is to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.

Chambers said senators periodically have offered bills prohibiting the filing of certain types of suits. He said his main objection is that the constitution requires that the doors to the courthouse be open to all.

"Thus anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody -- even God," Chambers said. Chambers said he decided to file the lawsuit after a suit was filed in early September in federal court against Lancaster County Judge Jeffre Cheuvront. He's the judge who was hearing a sexual assault case in which the plaintiff wants to use the words rape and victim during her testimony.

Chambers' lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Douglas County Court, seeks a permanent injunction ordering God to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.
The lawsuit admits God goes by all sorts of alias, names, titles and designations and it also recognizes the fact that the defendant is omnipresent.

In the lawsuit, Chambers said he's tried to contact God numerous times.

"Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon defendant 'Come out, come out, wherever you are,' has been unable to do so,'" Chambers said.

The suit also requests that the court, given the peculiar circumstances of this case, waive personal service. It said that being omniscient, the plaintiff assumes God will have actual knowledge of the action.

The lawsuit accuses God "of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent."

It says God has caused "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like."

The suit also says God has caused "calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction."

Chambers also says God "has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that defendant will laugh" when calamity comes. Chambers asks for the court to grant him a summary judgment.

He said as an alternative, he wants the judge to set a date for a hearing as expeditiously as possible and enter a permanent injunction enjoining God from engaging in the types of deleterious actions and the making of terroristic threats described in the lawsuit.

Caution: Lightning and Water Do Not Mix

The only time I've been super excited to go as fast as possible on the water during practice happened today: it was raining for most of the practice, and not that gentle nice mist kind of rain. It was hard rain. And then when it started lightning, it was more than time to get off the water. Sure, I'll do full pressure all-out race speed pieces during practice, and even enjoy it sometimes. But I'm not super excited about it. Until today. Between the lightning and the thought that our practice was going to be cut short by about 15 minutes of full pressure, all-out rowing, I was excited...Anyway, all boats got off the water safely, and I had an extra 20 minutes to kill getting ready for work.

9.17.2007

Rush Hour

Rush Hour: Road Rage has got to go. As much as I love the game, every time I load the ol' blog, the little noise it makes drives me nuts. So now it'll be a link over there instead. Maybe I'll bring back the poll instead...

9.14.2007

After swinging by Willmar, MN yesterday...

...ok, you don't really "swing by" willmar. You drive there for a couple of hours. And then sit through work-related meetings all day long. Which were fine. And then make co-workers stop with you at Dairy Queen on the way back.
I started the new Precept Bible study last night - this one's on the life of Samuel. I'm always excited to start class afresh in the fall. It's new and interesting, and there's the perpetual hope that I'll be able to keep up with the huge load of homework.
And this morning was fun, too. I got up, all set to go row, and then it was so windy, we couldn't go out. So instead, about 12 of us went out for breakfast instead. That's my kind of workout.

9.11.2007

It rather pained me this morning to put on a suit.

During the interim, Senate employees can wear business casual. So to make up for the suit that I'm required to wear today, I'm wearing killer shoes. Killer = they look great, but they'll kill me by the end of the day.
Yes, yes. We're going into special session at 5p today in the Minnesota Legislature. Our purpose is a flood relief package for SE Minnesota - and possibly a little something to do with a certain bridge in Minneapolis (but mainly the flood relief). What drives me nuts is that people are clamoring for this special session to be done right now. In the past (1997 and 2002 being the most recent years we've had special sessions to deal with flood relief), there has generally been a several-month lag between the disaster itself and the special session. This year? 3 weeks. How do you really know more than guesstimates at this point? It's hard to put an exact dollar figure on something that's barely happened days ago... I do not mean to say that we do not need a flood relief package. Far from it. It does, however, irk me that if you sling enough bad words back and forth between parties/branches of government, you can push people to hurry. I don't like hurrying. For instance, it would be nice to have actual committee hearings on the issue of bonding for the projects that will need to be completed in the wake of the terrible flooding. I know, I know - I seem to be all for the bureaucracy of the government by suggesting more committee meetings. But I'm really not for that - I just would like to see this done right. I don't want to have to come back next session to re-do things.
My favorite quote I've read thus far from Gov. Tim Pawlenty is, "We anticipate crisp floor action." I must confess I'm curious what is meant by "crisp." Will it be crisp retorts flying back and forth between parties? Crisp quotes from everyone, all of them hoping to make it into the papers? Crisp meaning quick? I can only hope for the latter, as this will be running into the evening.

9.10.2007

Saturdays should be for lazing around.

The weekend proved too much for me, and I had to scale it back. My weekend just became Saturday and no Sunday. I lost Sunday to the cold I've had all week and some much-needed sleep. My cousin and I were supposed to go to the Renaissance Festival on Sunday, but between the cold and a meeting I'd forgotten about, that didn't happen (but should next week!). I also didn't make it to the meeting, what with the coughing and the phlegm.

Saturday:

7a The Pike Island Challenge at the Minnesota Boat Club
13-mile "fun" row. Oh, yeah. 'Cause rowing for 1:30:23 (you read that right: one hour, thirty minutes, twenty-three seconds) nonstop is "fun." By nonstop, I mean our boat never stopped moving. The Pike Island Challenge is supposed to be fun and a big social event, but it always turns into a grueling race between the rowers and between the rowers, kayakers and canoists (who join us this one time each year for the fun of it - the rowers always walk right through them, but the physics of our boats are so completely different, it's understandable). I was in a 4+ (four rowers, one oar each, plus our coxswain, who is about four months pregnant with twins, so technically we had 7 people in our boat, not 5 like you're supposed to have), and our cox gave each pair of rowers in the stern and bow about 10 strokes to get water twice during the challenge (while the other pair kept rowing). It's sad - it's like the Sahara Desert on the Mississippi River. All you want is water, but you're racing other boats, so you can't stop, and there's water all around you, and if it weren't such gross and dirty water, it would look awfully tantalizing.

Anyway, there's also this little tiny channel to navigate when you go around Pike Island, and it's highly entertaining. Our 4+ barely fit through - I don't know how the bigger 8+ boats made it. There's a little bridge back there, and you have to pull in your oars a bit to make it through, and then there's a couple spots where you hit mud with the end of your blades. That part was actually pretty fun.


View Larger Map (That's Pike Island right there in the middle at the bottom, where the Mississippi and Minnesota Rivers converge.)

After an hour and a half, though, you're exhausted. You have no strength left in your legs. You didn't quite row at a race pace, but fairly close, and all full pressure. You get to the club and dribble out of the boat onto the dock, grateful it's over. I cannot tell you how much your legs and butt hurt. It hurts to walk up stairs. (Not fun when you then go to the stadium - see below). It hurts to sit. Everything just hurts.

But then everyone gathers together and eats bacon and pancakes and all things breakfast, and the different clubs who've come together socialize, and it's all worth it. Every year the prizes awarded are wrenches. I have yet to collect mine (pretty sure I got one, but I'll admit it's because I think we were the only coxed four out there!), 'cause Emily and I had to leave to go the Gophers game...

11a Gophers Football Game
This also felt grueling. Being at a game that goes into its third overtime with Miami of Ohio is not the most fun ever. Especially when you'd been up by 16 points at one time during the game...But it was still fun, and not the worst game ever. Brewster is still new, and I never really expect much of a new coach in his first season with a team. You've gotta give the guy a chance to be here, implement the new system, recruit. all that. All I can say is, at least we're not Michigan.

4p Food and Friends
Some friends and I went out for pizza at Psycho Suzi's after the game, and I managed to stay awake the entire time I was out. This was quite a feat. By the time Emily dropped me back off at home (she'd also rowed in the Pike Island Challenge and gone to the game), we were exhausted. I cannot remember the last time 8p felt like 2a. Of course, it is getting darker out earlier now, so maybe that had something to do with it. Or maybe not.

9.05.2007

My Fair Fair Experience (complete with wonderfully edible Fare)

I had a blast at the MN State Fair this year. Mainly because I ate more than ever, and still didn't get sick! (Though I didn't go on any rides on the Midway, because if I had, I definitely would've been ill.)
From the cute little baby animals (see pic of newborn lamb, left) to the Lumberjack Show to the Amateur Talent Contest to all of the people watching and food: It was a great time had by all. And it's the longest I've stayed within its hallowed gates in years! We must've been there from before 10a until 7 or 8p. One of the funniest things I saw was the preteen-ish aged kids showing their llamas in the judging ring. That was an interesting sight to behold, one I never thought I'd be interested enough to watch, but it was hilarious.
And the food. Where to start? I sampled all the normal choices, as I do every year: mini doughnuts, cheese curds, naked pickle (on a stick, of course), cotton candy, pronto pup, more cheese curds, caramel apples, hawaiian ice and sno cone (did 'em both), just to name a few. All fantastic. We also did some new things this year: meatball sub, quesadilla, mini cinnamon rolls (outrageous, both in how good they were and how expensive they were), spam curds (which I can't say I cared for, and think the name "Spam Turds" is a more apt title for them), mocha on a stick, all kinds of things. And food at the fair always tastes better. Maybe it's because they use special grease there to cook things. Maybe it's because everything you purchase is on a stick or fried - or better yet, both! You can try some of the items elsewhere, but they just doesn't taste as good.

9.04.2007

NWIRA 2007 Minnesota Boat Club Pics

A slideshow of pics from our trip to Regina, Saskatchewan, for the NWIRA Regatta (August 24-25, 2007).

Some highlights and explanation (or lowlights, depending on your perspective):

-our bus broke down in Fargo. We were allowed 30 minutes at Starbucks by Miriam (the juniors' coach) while we waited for the replacement.

-our 2nd bus broke when the air conditioning decided not to work. That made for a very long ride the rest of the way up there and all the way back. It's a 14-hour trip. One way.

-we must have been really good, 'cause Miriam let us stop at McDonald's, too.

-the exchange rate is so bad, we all just used American dollars everywhere we went in Canada.

-the weather was gorgeous.

-our bus driver drove over some yellow barricades right next to the porta-potties. we were just waiting for him to start the domino effect on the porta-potties.

-In case you're wondering, that keg at the end is actually the award for one of the lightweight men's racing categories. They filled it up this year in memory of Al Wiederhold, the MN Boat Club's Novice Coach (one of my first coaches last year) who passed away earlier this summer, and for whom that award is named. He was famous for chucking the keg out on the water at the winner immediately after the race was completed.

-we negotiated with Miriam to stop at Tim Horton's on the way back for necessary doughnuts.

8.29.2007

The Minnesota Get-Together!

I'm so excited! I'm going to the MN State Fair tomorrow. As long-time readers know, it's one of my favorite annual activities. There is none other like it. I will eat my body weight in fried food. Or, maybe it's just that I'll be replacing a percentage of my blood with grease. I'm sure I'll be registering a .25 on the blood-grease scale tomorrow evening...
Anyhoo, for some fantastic short daily videos on the great Minnesota Get-Together, check out the entries from James Lileks here. Scroll around and check 'em all out.

8.28.2007

2 Things I ♥ Now

Rush Hour. 'Nough said. We played it for about 7 hours straight on the trip up to Regina. It's best when you have two boards and form teams to compete against each other.

Timbits from Tim Hortons.

8.27.2007

No, our team didn't win this trophy this weekend, but I really want to soon!

This is the Lipton Cup, the trophy that is awarded to the points winner at the NWIRA championship regatta each year. The 2007 winner of the Lipton Cup was Saskatoon. I wanted my picture taken with it so I can keep my goal in plain sight...I hope someday soon MBC wins this baby.
Please don't make fun of what I'm wearing in this picture. It's the team uniform. Yes, I have really bad tan lines now.
Regina was great. The bus ride to and from Saskatchewan? Not so great. That is a long ride. 14 hours each way. Anyway, the race course was beautiful, and the weather equally so. It was a fantastic weekend. My best finishes were two second place finishes. The other four, well. Some were better than others. All in all, though, I'm very pleased with how things went for my first regional championships, and I can't wait for next year.

8.22.2007

7/16th


Aw, Ace 7/16th Ratcheting Wrench, so shiny, so new, so full of life-time warranty. How do I love thee? I especially love the sound you make.

who knew i'd be so excited about going to saskatchewan?

I'm heading out of town tomorrow to go to a regatta in Regina, Saskatchewan. You've got that right: Canada. It's our big championship regatta for the year - the NWIRAs. Don't worry, I've been practicing the language I'll need for the weekend: I'm going oot and aboot in a boat, eh?
See you next week (I hope with a fistful of medals in tow).

Wages of Work


Thanks, Alto Ego, for pointing out these cartoons. toothpastefordinner.com

8.21.2007

the saddest thing I've read in a while? that 1 in 4 people did not read a book last year

There are several scary things about this story...
By ALAN FRAM, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - There it sits on your night stand, that book you've meant to read for who knows how long but haven't yet cracked open. Tonight, as you feel its stare from beneath that teetering pile of magazines, know one thing — you are not alone.

One in four adults say they read no books at all in the past year, according to an Associated Press-Ipsos poll released Tuesday. Of those who did read, women and seniors were most avid, and religious works and popular fiction were the top choices.

The survey reveals a nation whose book readers, on the whole, can hardly be called ravenous. The typical person claimed to have read four books in the last year — half read more and half read fewer. Excluding those who hadn't read any, the usual number read was seven.

"I just get sleepy when I read," said Richard Bustos of Dallas, a habit with which millions of Americans can doubtless identify. Bustos, a 34-year-old project manager for a telecommunications company, said he had not read any books in the last year and would rather spend time in his backyard pool.
That choice by Bustos and others is reflected in book sales, which have been flat in recent years and are expected to stay that way indefinitely. Analysts attribute the listlessness to competition from the Internet and other media, the unsteady economy and a well-established industry with limited opportunities for expansion.
When the Gallup poll asked in 2005 how many books people had at least started — a similar but not directly comparable question — the typical answer was five. That was down from 10 in 1999, but close to the 1990 response of six.
In 2004, a National Endowment for the Arts report titled "Reading at Risk" found only 57 percent of American adults had read a book in 2002, a four percentage point drop in a decade. The study faulted television, movies and the Internet.
Who are the 27 percent of people the AP-Ipsos poll found hadn't read a single book this year? Nearly a third of men and a quarter of women fit that category. They tend to be older, less educated, lower income, minorities, from rural areas and less religious.
At the same time, book enthusiasts abound. Many in the survey reported reading dozens of books and said they couldn't do without them.
"I go into another world when I read," said Charlotte Fuller, 64, a retired nurse from Seminole, Fla., who said she read 70 books in the last year. "I read so many sometimes I get the stories mixed up."
Among those who said they had read books, the median figure — with half reading more, half fewer — was nine books for women and five for men. The figures also indicated that those with college degrees read the most, and people aged 50 and up read more than those who are younger.
Pollyann Baird, 84, a retired school librarian in Loveland, Colo., says J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter fantasy series is her favorite. But she has forced herself to not read the latest and final installment, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," because she has yet to file her income taxes this year due to an illness and worries that once she started the book, "I know I'd have to finish it."
People from the South read a bit more than those from other regions, mostly religious books and romance novels. Whites read more than blacks and Hispanics, and those who said they never attend religious services read nearly twice as many as those who attend frequently. There was even some political variety evident, with Democrats and liberals typically reading slightly more books than Republicans and conservatives.
The Bible and religious works were read by two-thirds in the survey, more than all other categories. Popular fiction, histories, biographies and mysteries were all cited by about half, while one in five read romance novels. Every other genre — including politics, poetry and classical literature — were named by fewer than five percent of readers.
More women than men read every major category of books except for history and biography. Industry experts said that confirms their observation that men tend to prefer nonfiction.
"Fiction just doesn't interest me," said Bob Ryan, 41, who works for a construction company in Guntersville, Ala. "If I'm going to get a story, I'll get a movie."
Those likeliest to read religious books included older and married women, lower earners, minorities, lesser educated people, Southerners, rural residents, Republicans and conservatives. The publishing business totaled $35.7 billion in global sales last year, 3 percent more than the previous year, according to the Book Industry Study Group, a trade association. About 3.1 billion books were sold, an increase of less than 1 percent.
The AP-Ipsos poll was conducted from August 6 to 8 and involved telephone interviews with 1,003 adults. It had a margin of sampling error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.
I find many details of this poll rather strange and all-together disturbing.

8.20.2007

A Great Take on MN Transportation and Gas Taxes from the WSJ Opinion Page

This is one of the best pieces I've seen recently on the state of transporation and the gas tax in Minnesota and how it relates to bridges and roads...
Some things in politics seem to be inevitable--and one of them is that any road or bridge tragedy will be followed by an argument to raise the gasoline tax. That's what is now happening in the wake of the terrible Minnesota bridge collapse, but that state's transportation and tax record shows precisely why voters are skeptical.
The gas tax pleas are coming from the usual suspects, in both Washington and St. Paul. James Oberstar, the Minnesota Democrat who runs the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee, recently stood beside the wreckage and recommended an increase in the 18.4-cent-a-gallon federal gas tax, as a way to prevent future bridge collapses. His wing man, Alaska Republican and former Transportation Chairman Don Young, agrees wholeheartedly.
As it happens, these are the same men who played the lead role in the $286 billion 2005 federal highway bill. That's the bill that diverted billions of dollars of gas tax money away from urgent road and bridge projects toward Member earmarks for bike paths, nature trails and inefficient urban transit systems.
In Minnesota, meanwhile, politicians and editorial writers imply that the bridge collapse is somehow the fault of those like GOP Governor Tim Pawlenty who believe in the "motto" of no new taxes, as a columnist for the Minneapolis Star Tribune put it. Mr. Pawlenty has been skewered for his veto earlier this year of a 7.5-cent-a-gallon gasoline tax increase (from 20 cents a gallon currently). Senator Amy Klobuchar, a Minnesota Democrat, has told her Gopher State constituents that if President Bush weren't keeping us in Iraq, bridges wouldn't be falling down. Mr. Pawlenty has been wavering, first saying after the collapse that he was open to a tax increase but more recently showing more reluctance. Democrats in the Legislature are also demanding a sales tax hike to raise another $1.5 billion. What's never explained is why the gas-tax revenue they already raise is so poorly spent.
Minnesota's transportation auditors warned as long ago as 1990 that there was a "backlog of bridges that are classified as having structural deficiencies." In 1999 engineers declared that cracks found in the bridge that collapsed were "a major concern." Bike paths were deemed a higher priority by Congress, however, including its powerful Minnesota Representatives.
As recently as July 25, Mr. Oberstar sent out a press release boasting that he had "secured more than $12 million in funding" for his state in a recent federal transportation and housing bill. But $10 million of that was dedicated to a commuter rail line, $250,000 for the "Isanti Bike/Walk Trail," $200,000 to bus services in Duluth, and $150,000 for the Mesabi Academy of Kidspeace in Buhl. None of it went for bridge repair.
Minnesota's state budget is also hardly short of tax revenue. The state spends $25 billion a year, twice what it did 10 years ago. The Tax Foundation reports that Minnesota has the seventh highest personal income tax rates among all states, the third highest corporate tax rates, and the 10th highest taxes on workers.
The Legislature started the year with a record $2 billion budget surplus, and the economy threw off another $149 million of unexpected revenue. Where did all that money go? Not to roads and bridges. The Taxpayers League of Minnesota says the politicians chose to pour those tax dollars into more spending for health care, art centers, sports stadiums and welfare benefits.
Even transportation dollars aren't scarce. Minnesota spends $1.6 billion a year on transportation--enough to build a new bridge over the Mississippi River every four months. But nearly $1 billion of that has been diverted from road and bridge repair to the state's light rail network that has a negligible impact on traffic congestion. Last year part of a sales tax revenue stream that is supposed to be dedicated for road and bridge construction was re-routed to mass transit. The Minnesota Department of Economic Development reports that only 2.8% of the state's commuters ride buses or rail to get to work, but these projects get up to 25% of the funding.

Americans aren't selfish or stingy, and they can see for themselves that many of our roads need repair. Minnesota in particular is a state that has long prided itself on its "progressive" politics and a willingness to pay higher taxes for good government. Minnesotans already pay twice as much in taxes per capita than residents in New Hampshire and Texas--states that haven't had a major bridge collapse.
We suspect most voters would indeed be willing to pay more for better roads and bridges, if they had any reason to believe that is where the money would be spent. But they have long experience with politicians promising them that new taxes will go to such projects only to see it diverted for parochial ends. A new Survey USA poll finds that 57% of Minnesotans oppose higher gas taxes. Mr. Pawlenty can follow their
advice, or Mr. Oberstar's.