Things you can be made fun of for on New Year's Eve:
1. Being 21 years old (the youngest at the party) and the first to fall asleep on the couch
2. Drinking "punch" out of a martini glass (read: eating sherbet out of a martini glass with a plastic fork)
3. Wearing a retro dress (stolen from your mother's cedar closet) at a Vintage New Year's Eve party (read: making fun of yourself for your inability to breathe while wearing a dress you wouldn't be caught dead in in any other situation)
4. Wanting to see how death-warmed-over Dick Clark looks on TV
5. Having a good time with many friends while ringing in 2010? Priceless.
1. Being 21 years old (the youngest at the party) and the first to fall asleep on the couch
2. Drinking "punch" out of a martini glass (read: eating sherbet out of a martini glass with a plastic fork)
3. Wearing a retro dress (stolen from your mother's cedar closet) at a Vintage New Year's Eve party (read: making fun of yourself for your inability to breathe while wearing a dress you wouldn't be caught dead in in any other situation)
4. Wanting to see how death-warmed-over Dick Clark looks on TV
5. Having a good time with many friends while ringing in 2010? Priceless.
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