Dental Exams

I love going to the dentist. What could be better than having someone else (the hygienist) do your work for you (clean and floss teeth, use that nifty little ultrasonic teeth cleaner gadget) and entertain you (update you on the last 6 months of her life, watch the work she's doing in your mouth in the reflection of her glasses). But the entertainment does come at a rather close range. If you look beyond the reflection in the glasses too much, your eyes will cross as you realize the hygienist is mere inches from your face.