As promised, dear readers, here is my Christmas Tree 2005 adventure.
It's a long-standing family tradition to go out and cut down a real Christmas tree the weekend after Thanksgiving. So, on Friday morning, I went to the doctor's and got my sling/splint taken off, went to Starbuck's to purchase a new, on-sale Barista cappuccino machine (thank you, Kari!), and then made it home in the snow to go out with the parental units to find this year's version of the perfect tree.
We go out into the "country" each year and visit tree farms; over the years we've had unusual experiences doing this. Up until this year, my favorite included the slightly tipsy Santa Claus who followed me around the tree farm offering candy canes. My least favorites were 1) when there was a hay-ride accident while we were at a farm one year (didn't involve anyone I know, but it was rather tragic), and 2) the year I had a delayed reaction to some immunizations I'd gotten the day before Thanksgiving (and ended up in Urgent Care).
Half the fun is searching through acres of trees (especially fun if it's snowing or there's snow on the ground through which to hike). Then you get to wander around with a hand saw, shake all the snow off the trees and finally proclaim the annointed tree to be "the one." This year we hit the jackpot because there was already snow on the ground
and it was snowing. The family and I merrily searched out all the trees, me with my gimpy arm now snug in my jacket sleeve, slingless (loved that feeling, though you could have still draped a white towel over my arm and had me wait tables, it was held so closely to my waist).
So, as we were loading up the tree, the thing got a little stuck. When it came unstuck, my eye happened to be right there. Yes, you read that right: I poked myself in the eye with our Christmas tree. Who does that? So, now I'm two statistics this year: I slipped on ice and injured myself, and then I was involved in a Christmas-related accident. Alas, I ended up in Urgent Care (thankfully not the hospital, but I would've preferred the eye doctor's office had they been available that day), with green dye in my eye, and a kindly doctor telling me "Wow, you have a scratch almost all the way across your eye!" I was sent home with eye drops and since I don't wear contacts and I do flinch at anything coming near my eyes, was traumatized for three full days afterwards trying to get the antibiotic solution into my right eye.
I'm all better now. Well, the eye is. My arm is much better, but it's still an odd array of color, but is healing well. (I also have stitches, which is a completely different story involving my dermatologist, was expected and precautionary, and I won't bore you or gross you out with details; stitches come out on Wednesday. Suffice it to say, wear your sunscreen, and no, I do not have melanoma.)
The tree is all up, and it smells heavenly and is laden with numerous Scandinavian ornaments (think red and simple and straw ornaments and you've got the idea). And now I'm sure you can see why we go cut down a Christmas tree every year: you never know what will happen, and it's always entertaining (at least to me).