Signs You Have Had Enough at Work

-It becomes acceptable to you that your filing system consists of dumping things on your office floor
-You are so dazed that after taking a bite of an apple, you realize you have eaten the sticker on it
-You put your glasses on, not because you particularly want to see the testifiers across the room, but so you don't poke your own eyeballs out from sheer frustration
-You converse with the cleaning staff more than your own family and friends
-You pray that the committee you're covering (which is in the process of over-regulating everything under the sun) doesn't decide to also regulate the straitjacket that you will need to wear by the end of the hearing
-Your entire dinner conversation is a short quip made to your co-worker about the microwaving instructions on the side of the box encasing your meal
-You have the feeling that by the end of session, you or someone you know will suffer from Stockholm Syndrome, and there's nothing you can do about it