Follow these simple steps to pretty much guarantee weird dreams:

1. Eat white Bavarian sausage, red cabbage and pretzels with real German mustard for dinner (at the Glock)
2. Listen to Stravinsky's Firebird while you fall asleep (listen here and here)

You will be inundated with dreams about strange things like creepy looking bugs and purposely wearing your jeans inside out in public. Trust me.